Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Where did the sun go???

Recently it has been discovered that the sun will blow up in 2012 and kill everyone. The discovery has been made be the infamous Tommy Genius Rummel (you probably know him as T$rum). It is hypothesized that the sun will blow up because very Strong gama ray beaming in from Saturn and its high frequency Plutonium rings. Why do we need a sun you may ask? Well when they sun disappears you can just where a jacket and be warm. The Earths core will freeze causing the Earth to reach a temperature of absolute zero which is very cold. So cold that your atoms stop moving. You will have to wear at least 2 jackets to survive. But the Earth vegetation will quickly die out leaving us nothing to eat. Astronomer Tom Rummel suggest we make a huge spaceship that can go faster than light speed and bring everyone to a new galaxy. We can then live happy with lots of money and no worries of our sun blowing up.

2 comments:

  1. I say lets put a giant forcefield around earth so that the sun cannot hurt us. If not a forcefiled then at least jets so that we can fly us all to a new galaxy. Building that big of a spaceship would be impossible.

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